For the Wired Jester is now, officially (thanks, Google), the web’s number 1 resource for FIGHTING OFF NINJAS!
If you have reached this site because of a ninja-related emergency, I recommend calling your local emergency services as soon as possible. Aside from this, there is little I can say other than you should be comforted by the fact you will be a superb anecdote for your friends and aquaintances.
The Wired Jester 
ROTFL, nice achievement!
Thank you, thank you all, thank you everyone – God, my family, the birds singing in the trees – for all you’ve done to help get TWJ to this momentous position 😉