Drops wet cement on unsuspecting crippled children: Web 2.0 vandalism

Last FM vandals

By now you’ve hopefully seen Juno; it’s a wonderful film with a sharp script and well drawn characters. It uses music beautifully, too. Rather than simply whacking it down as a thudding backbeat to some flash images (CSI), or using overfamiliar tunes to prop up dead scenes, the team behind Juno make the music integral to the shots it plays over. It’s distinctive, too – rather than the familiar grab-bag of orchestral/rock/pop/mulch that many films opt for – it’s generally acoustic, scratchy, and on the surface at least, quite twee. The opening in particular, uses a tune by Barry Louis Polisar that’s extremely… sunny… as you can see from this YouTube clip of the film’s beginning.

While playing the soundtrack, I looked up some info through the Last.FM app – and found some pretty funny tags hanging around Mr Polisar, as you can see from the screenshot above.

Even better, it seems like ‘drops wet cement on unsuspecting crippled children’ is not, as you might think, a lonely furrow to plough. Nope, as you can see, it’s quite a thriving genre:

drops wet cement on unsuspecting crippled children

Title and artists for a mixtape, right there people.

I actually think this is quite a cool use of tagging – just as we’ve seen users on Flickr using somewhat abstract, emotional terms to describe their pictures, Last.FM users are using tags for opinions/reviews/jokes. Just goes to show how complex a field search is, I think – plain text search is fine, but more often than not, people plot links to things based on far more intangible criteria.

Formula 1 2008 preview

4) In The Corner

It’s a bit late, because of course the season has started already, but I was going to predict Robert Kubica was going to be great this year, honest. First up when making any predictions, it’s important to inspire confidence in the quality of judgement, both by stating your qualifications and by pointing out how successful past predictions have been. Sadly, my expertise is limited to being a reasonable player of F1 computer games. However, my Formula 1 predictions from 2007 weren’t too inaccurate – I went for Ferrari for the constructor’s championship (correct), but guessed Alonso for the driver’s (nope). And of course, despite getting one right, I had no clue about how it would happen. So what about 2008?
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How to make a low-fi, low cost camera tripod

In a rare example of the Wired Jester linking to something both useful and current, here is a clearly, if laconically narrated video showing how to make a low-fi, low cost, portable replacement for a camera tripod. Hopefully I’ll get a bit of time this weekend or the next; also reminds me I need to borrow the Gorillapod flexible mini-tripod from the lab…

Sleeping & Dreaming

What Are You Doing Up There?

Sunday: Went to see the Sleeping & Dreaming show at the Wellcome Collection on Euston Road. The entrance, complete with austere-posh cafe by Peyton and Byrne, is open and airy in a way that recalls the Great Court at the British Museum, but the overall effect is overall, nearer, newer, far less grand. Same goes for the gallery space itself: it’s not as crowded as other London museums seem to be at weekends, and the exhibition itself strikes a good balance between curios and context, and serious and silly. Well worth a look, especially as it’s free to get in.

Books I’ve Read, 2008

Book, film or song, I’ve always been attracted to those that open with style. Whether it’s the first Lord of the Rings, with its elegiac mix of mist, mountains and myth, or the geeky, poser-cool of Neuromancer’s dead TV sky, the chiming riff of the Stone Roses’ Waterfall, the pleasure of entering a convincing, beguiling imaginary new world is every bit as good as stepping off the plane and being in real life waking dream.

Which is a roundabout way of saying that for an ardent admirer of beginnings, picking a new book to read is something to look forward to; picking the first of the year, even more so. Last year I began with a travelogue, and this year I’m starting with non-fiction again: partly is that I wants my imagination to be left alone in these first few weeks of a new year, and partly is that a new year is a good time to learn new facts. That decided, the choice was obvious. A history of caffeine I’ve had kicking around for a while and never got round to starting – I’m super-busy at work, so it’s a drug I’m very familiar with at the moment…

Full list after the jump.

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Books of the Year 2007

The Wired Jester isn’t one for routine – mostly because it means certain things have to happen at certain times and thus it’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for lateness – but using this blog to record the books I’ve read during the year does result in the pleasurable opportunity to look back, in the style of a plump Guardian Review/Newsnight Review critic and plug the books my mates wrote recommend the ones I most enjoyed. The post has been slightly delayed by the fact I’ve been trying to finish my last book of the year – Crime and Punishment – which looks a reasonable-length paperback, but is actually a very dense 600+ pages. I’m close enough to the end now to judge, though…

* In 2006, I read 25 books; in 2007, this dropped slightly to 24, two of which I still haven’t finished (Don Quixote and C&P); the number of non-fiction books, 8, was up by one.

* Of this year’s novels, only 6 were contemporary1 – less than half the number of last year. This reflected the fact I failed to finish two highly hyped modern novels last year (Rushdie’s latest, and James Meek’s The People’s Act of Love). That, and the fact the new novels I did want to read in 2007 were all hardbacks, and while I got a couple of them (William Gibson’s newest, and David Peace’s Tokyo Year Zero), in general, I’m waiting for the paperbacks. Hardbacks are too bulky to carry with me on my way to work, which is where I do most of my reading. It’s no wonder Picador is planning to marginalise the hardback and prioritise the paperback – about time.

* As with 2006, in 07 the contemporary novels I read were mostly let downs: I eagerly awaited Spook Country, got it in hardback, zipped through it in a couple of weeks and was rewarded with a generic Gibson plot (accurately skewered here) and flat, dull characters. Pattern Recognition, his previous book, was far more of a success – although even with that, I found the characterisation was ultimately flawed and so stumbled in the end. In Spook Country, these weak elements come to the fore, and Gibson’s traditional strengths – the atmosphere, setting, the verse-chorus-verse pulse of familiar-strange-familiar that marks out the best of his writing – were diluted and lacking in strength. Despite its length, Spook Country felt slight and ephemeral, and a far cry from the strangely definite worlds he’s created in the past.

I’ve read almost all of Gibson’s novels, so perhaps, in part, some of my criticisms are the wailings of a fan who liked a certain style, and who doesn’t appreciate the new one. Tokyo Year Zero was the first of David Peace’s books I’ve read, and while it means I have nothing to compare it to, it was as disappointing as Spook Country. Hyped by both the serious book press and men’s lifestyle mags such as Esquire, it sounded great, appealing to my fascination with Japan and my interest in literary writing, as it’s a detective story set in the ruins of postwar Tokyo by a Granta-listed writer. I was expecting to love it… and did. For the first few pages. The writing is heavy with literary tricks – repetition, patterning, intercut stream-of-conscious pasages – all of which boil up a tremendously vigorous, tangible vision of a defeated, wrecked city. Unfortunately, the plot is woeful and the characters extremely simplistic. The twist is repeatedly flagged up and there’s even a ‘but it was all a dream’ moment at the end. It does make you wonder if book reviewers finish the stuff they talk up… Compared, say, to the writing behind The Wire, a TV show, which while not historically set, deals with a comparably bleak urban environment, Tokyo Year Zero comes across as entirely lacking subtlety and insight.

* Two contemporary writers didn’t disappoint though. Jonathan Safran Foer wrote my favourite read of 2006, Everything is Illuminated, and his most recent, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was a beautiful book, too. It’s not quite, in my mind, as great as its predecessor – it seems smaller in scale somehow, and while the central character, Oskar, is a fantastic creation, the supporting cast is less interesting than in Everything is Illuminated. That said, it’s still a brilliant book. not quite, however, as revelatory as David Mitchell’s Black Swan Green. This is a book consciously set on a far smaller scale than his previous ones, yet despite its mundane, coming of age beginnings, it ends as something quite remarkable.

* I was desperate, after my degree, to read more contemporary fiction, but now I’m going back to the classics.The three I read this year, Don Quixote, Madame Bovary and Crime & Punishment all impressed: C&P would probably be my favourite, and book of the year. Obviously it’s a huge literary achievement etc etc, but the biggest reason, I’d say, that its worth reading as a reader (rather than critic or student) is how… well, I want to say powerful and vivid, but these words seem flat and callow for C&P. Rendered hollow by overuse. C&P is so affecting that it’s physical; it’s breathless, disgusting, charming and shocking in a manner that only King Lear, in my reading experience, can compare to. Brilliant.

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1 Written after I was born (1980).

Blog not popular? No worries, just obsess over your Flickr stats instead

The Tube
I know, from careful perusal of my blog stats, that The Wired Jester appeals to a select, discerning audience: mostly people looking for information on the not-quite famous footballer who shares my name, some after information on Wolf Pillows, and every now and then my brother. Despite this, I do check the numbers quite regularly, and so am overjoyed that Flickr is introducing stats for photo streams. From the screen shots, it looks very similar to the stats screen in WordPress and will show referrers, linking sites and search engine traffic. From the sound of the FAQ, it’s a big upgrade to the current ‘sort images by most popular’ option – which gives the above photo as my top image.

You have to activate the stats to get them working, and it takes 24 hours to kick in – so I’ve not had a chance to play with them yet. Stats are only available to Pro members, and when you do activate them, you get to look at a lovely mid-90s era animated gif:

Flickr Stats

Nice to see Flickr still knows how to talk to the geek in its fanbase 🙂

Moving pictures and sound: Yes, that’s me in the corner, on TV, on your computer

We’ve run a couple of video pieces on the Custom PC site this year, but so far, I’ve not presented any pieces myself. It’s something I was keen to try though, so when my friend Wil, ex Editor of Bit-Tech, offered me the chance to do a guest spot on one of his new Channel Flip web TV shows, I put it off for months accepted more or less straight away. I’m talking about graphics cards for the awesome Crysis on Wil’s Unwired tech show and you can see the show here.

Boom, WordPress

Christmas Lights Firework

After a week of tinkering, the Wired Jester is now up and running on WordPress. TWJ spent just over a year on TypePad, and while I certainly enjoyed using their blogging software, I’ve been looking to move to WordPress for a while. It’s what we use at work for our blogs and podcasts, and I’ve really come to love its simple and stylish approach – particularly the Gmail style auto-saving of draft posts. I’m also a big fan of the WordPress look; stylish and simple. And there’s the fact that WordPress is practically free – an important consideration now that I’ve got a house and a stupidly big mortgage to pay. The RSS feed is still powered by Feedburner, so subscribers – hey Lawrence! – shouldn’t notice any changes. Feel free to pop by the site and let me know what you think of the changes, though. Still undecided about the header graphic.