Happy Birthday Me 🙂 Thanks to everyone who remembered, my phone has been buzzing all day with text messages (cards are SO passe!)
Custom PC Issue 36
Custom PC Issue 36 (September 2006) is out in the shops now. The cover story sees us building a PC for the insanely low price of £250, trying a variety of methods to get half-decent components together. We scoured computer fairs, trawled eBay and checked out B-grade stock from various manufacturers. If you’re interested in building your own PC on a budget, it’s well worth a look.
Issue 35 is now on the website – we reviewed a bunch of products, including motherboards based on Nvidia’s new nForce 590 SLI chipset from Foxconn (the Foxconn C51XEM2AA-8EKRS2H) and Asus (the M2N32-SLI Deluxe). I wrote both reviews, since I was fortunate enought to attend the launch of nForce 500 out in California; both boards are good and worth a look. Or they were till Intel launched Core 2… The nForce 500 launch inspired my column, too, which was all about how, seeing the success of Intel’s Centrino, IT companies want to sell platforms rather than individual products.
"While platforms can offer a lot to consumers in terms of hassle-free extra features, it’s fairly obvious from the way in which Nvidia is spawning SLI spin-off products that there’s a pretty big bonus in it for the company. Why sell a customer one product when you can sell them a whole trolley-load?"
It’s online here.
In My Life
A lot of the time, I use this weblog to keep track of my articles, or to ramble through whatever idea is currently knocking around inside my head. So it never gets too personal, something I’m going to remedy with this post. I’ve recently bought a very shiny computer, a MacBook Pro, and as well as getting extremely hot (very useful in the current British summer…. not), it has built in Bluetooth, so I’ve been able to get copy all the photos that I’ve taken with my phone over the last year on to the computer. And then on to the web. The quality isn’t bad, even though it’s an older phone (Samsung D500), so I’ve put a few on Flickr, here:


It’s my birthday soon (August 7th, put it in your diary), so I’ve been asking everybody for books, which is quite exciting, as I’ve got lovely big boxes from Amazon pitching up. I recently went to the Ice Bar, just off Regent St., which was brilliant. It’s £15 to get in, and although it was free as I went there for a press do, I’d definitely go back. Sure, £15 is pretty steep, but IT IS A BAR MADE OF ICE. True, you only get one drink – a chilly and tasty vodka cocktail – for your £15, but you get time in a place where, unlike the usual posh bars in London, everyone is genuinely, if only slightly, humbled, intrigued and interested in their surroundings. It’s a place you go to see, rather than be seen. It’s minus five inside, the walls, table and bar are made of ice, and you all have to wear silver thermal cloaks. It’s just weirdly brilliant.

A couple of weekends ago I went up to a friend’s place and enjoyed games of Ping Pong under industrial strength spotlights – an excellent way to spend a summer evening. Finally, I get a day off on Friday because we’re moving offices; or rather, within the office, so I have to pack up all my desk monsters so they can rampage on another floor….
A Worm’s Eye View: Some site updates and more
Some brief site updates: thanks to Blogharbor support, I’ve fixed the site’s URL so that www.thewiredjester.co.uk works properly (i.e. it no longer just does a simple re-direct). This was done using a CNAME setting at 1 and 1, where I bought the domain from, and a quick e-mail to Blog Harbor’s support department to sort things at their end. Blog Harbor users who’ve bought their domain from a 3rd party registry might like to take a look here for the precise details of how to get it all working.
I’ve also been updating the links on the right-hand side, cleaning out some old ones that pointed to sites which are no longer active, and expanding the tech ones. Some of these new links point to sites I refer to a lot for work (Tech Report, Ars Technica), while others are blogs that I’ve been reading lately, including Wil’s (he runs Bit-Tech a site which I contribute to and greatly enjoy reading), and Helmintholog, which is the weblog of Andrew Brown, a journalist and writer. I started reading it after coming across the column he writes for the Guardian, Worm’s Eye View. Last week’s piece was like a piercingly cold drink on a hot day; I really *felt* it. It’s very much written from a writer’s perspective and the central comparison struck me as being true and clear:
“I am coming to suspect that the internet will be to my generation of journalists, and to any younger ones, what alcohol was to our predecessors’: a destroyer first of thought and then of productivity, destructive both of the capacity to reflect, and to react, blurring everything into a haze of talk and endlessly repeated variations on the same experience. Just like alcohol, and even cigarettes once were, it seems an inevitable part of the job, one of the things that distinguishes it from all others. Stories are chased and found on the net just as they once were in bars.”
Annoyingly, the Guardian don’t seem to keep copies of previous week’s columns, so the best I can do to guide you to the whole article is this, the Google cache of the page (no longer works, I’m afraid).
It’s been over a week since I originally read it and was so instantly taken that I jabbered on about it out to all and sundry; seven days on, I still think it’s exceptionally well written and crafted, with lots of rich little asides and a real sense of life running through it. And though I find the idea appealing, I do think there’s a lot for writers to gain from the internet; a sense of community, the ability to easily research ideas, and of course, stories: there’s nothing out there if not an absolute torrent of stories… As my good friend Phil has written in his most recent article for Bit-Tech, ‘The Age of The Web Hermit‘:
“Some might say that playing World Of Warcraft or Counter-Strike is not the most active of pastimes. This is true, but it’s not as if, in the event of the Blizzard servers suddenly all crashing and wiping themselves, the six million players of World of Warcraft would suddenly pick up footballs, hop on bicycles and head off to the park for some fresh air and a kick about. Do games make people inactive, or do inactive people flock to games?”
This is very much the case with writers, I feel: sure, the internet is a great distraction, but if I am ever without the internet, and have something to write, there’s always a cup of tea to be made, washing to be done, or, as Brown points out, windows to be stared out of…..
Who owns your virtual life?
Article number three is up at Bit-Tech, entitled ‘Who Owns Your Virtual Life?’ It’s all about the thorny issue of intellectual property rights in massively multiplayer online roleplaying games, and how popular titles like World of Warcraft are engaging – or not engaging – with user-generated content.
"MMO players play a significant role in creating the game, to the point that the creation of the game could be considered a partnership. Blizzard might provide the polygons and the servers, and script a few missions, but the intrigue, the stories, the emotional involvement, are all made by the players. What contributes more to the game’s sense of fun – the polygons, interface and horde of AI bad guys you fight, or the fact that using VoIP, you and people from all over the planet execute a flawless ambush with the kind of teamwork that makes Argentina’s 24-pass goal look passé, before making off with some top quality loot to enrich your guild’s coffers,and then having a good chuckle about with your comrades it on the forum? One, the other, or both?"
Have a read here.
Robots, Monsters, Etc.
All my travelling recently has given me an opportunity to do a lot of reading, so the big list of books I have recently bumped off has been updated. One that doesn’t show up, becuase you can’t really ‘read’ it as such (it’s more for appreciation and chuckling purposes), is the lovelywonderful ‘Robots, Monsters, Etc.’, a mini graphic book – or book of postcards, I can’t really decide – by Tom Gauld. There’s a great feel to it; gothic, maybe, strange, sometimes sad, sometimes funny, it’s series of pictures about (as you might guess) – Robots and Monsters. The official site has some pictures which you can check out – one of which is below. I got my copy from the excellent bazaar of bonkers toys and graphic wonderment that is Playlounge, in central London (just off Carnaby street). It cost a fiver, and was well worth it.
Custom PC Issue 35
Issue number 35 (August 2006) of Custom PC is out now, which means the content from last month is now online, including my column. Already feels a little dated (or perhaps it’s just that I change my mind quickly?!?) – but I think I would describe AMD’s launch of AM2 differently if I was writing the same column today. Issues of time make me eager for the launch of our new website: it’s coming, and it’s going to be very good…
Time Is Never Time At All
At long last, I think my body clock is back on GMT; at the start of the month I did a week long trip to Houston, got back to the UK on Saturday morning, and then Sunday evening flew off to Taiwan for the Computex trade show. Houston photos are up now on Flickr; I still need to go through the Taiwan ones, but there should be some nice shots in there somewhere…
Nostalgia versus Final Fantasy
Column number two is now up at Bit-Tech: this time, it’s about nostalgia and whether old, great games can still be discovered in the way classic albums or films can.
"If something is great, it should be great whenever you pick it up buy a fresh copy of Pepper or Kane now and they’ll still blow you away: they were great in ’67 and ’41, and they’re great now. Is the same true of FFVII?"
In order to discuss the point, I bought a copy of Final Fantasy VII – an acclaimed game from 10 years ago that I’d never played. I then compared it to the newly released Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, and so the article ended up feeling like FFVII vs Oblivion… which got me Slashdotted (yay!) and so flamed (as you’d expect).Brill 🙂
How To Make Good Coffee
The next issue of Custom PC (#34 – July 2006) is out soon and it features a wealth of good stuff (plug plug!), and one of the pieces I’ve written is a guide to Creative Commons.
I’ve tried to avoid going into the morals, the whys, the wherefores of Creative Commons, IP law, DRM etc – it’s simply a very ‘hands on’ piece; about what the licenses are, how to find CC-licensed stuff, and how to get a license for your own stuff. Although all my photos on Flickr and this very weblog are CC-licensed, before writing the guide, I also wanted to create something using CC-licensed materials, just to get a feel for how easy or difficult it was.
Overall, sticking to the letter of the law and only using CC materials was a mixed experience. On the one hand, had I needed audio, resources like ccMixter would have been great, and Flickr itself was brilliant, as its CC-image search pages are very easy to use, and you can find some great quality work on there. Finding text was much trickier, however: a lot of weblogs use CC-licensing, but since they’re often quoting or commenting on news, books, other happenings, there’s not a lot I found I could really use in a very practical way. The other bane of my life while putting my CC-project together was the by-nd license, which specifies ‘No Derivative’ work, meaning you can’t build on the work in any way. All you can do with by-nd stuff is copy and promote it, which is incredibly limiting. To be honest, I ended up wishing they hadn’t bothered with that one, as too many people seemed to use it by default, which meant that in the end I wrote all the text myself.
So my project… it’s a guide to my favourite drink and the fuel that keeps me going, COFFEE! The project is called ‘Creative Coffee’, and is available to download as either an RTF file, and I’ve also put it on this weblog. It’s licensed under the Attribution Non-Commercial license (by-nc), meaning you’re free to copy, distribute, rip up, rewrite and build upon it, so long as no money changes hands.
Download the RTF text file here [1.8MB]. (Currently offline)

Image acknowledgements:
* Red mug image from waffler www.flickr.com/photos/adrian_s/6877305
* wisp image from flikr www.flickr.com/photos/flikr/107925550


